HI I NEED A LAPTOP BUT I HAVE NO MONEY TTnTT

     TTnTT I can't figure out how to make videos and post them on my kindle. I guess I just have to save up for a laptop. Which will be hard, because I am lazy. And a horrible saver. I have bad willpower.
     Today I learned that eating toes is some sort of trend. Because my cat tried to eat my toes, and my friend Hayleigh is writing a book about a man that eats toes.
     Why don't you people follow me? :3 Here's my crap.

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     Don't try to friend me on facebook, not cool, I don't know you, y'know, you might be crazy, so...
     Send me questions so I can answer them, put them in the comments, or whatever. Anything's fine with me. :) Oh, and I guess suggestions for something I can talk about. :) Thanks!

Light Show, A Poem

                                                        Light Show, A Poem
Light Show (Just a random derpy poem. ._.)

Step up onto the pavement
Lights will follow
They're oblivious until you turn around
They'll always be there

Wait until you're apart of the light show
Repetition is their game
Never turn back
This is the endless point of no return

You better believe they're there
Always watching
Always
So once again, you're at the point of no return

The lovely thing about it is, so am I
I'll always be there
Right next to you
Waiting for you to fall

So what do you weirdos think? P.S. Please check out my twitter and facebook page! :) Thanks!

First Post - Lovely.

                                  Very First Post (Technically. ._.), Suck On That
     Hello, all you weirdos and creepers and wonderful peoples. This is my blog. Just, do me a favor. If your I.Q. is lower than average, then just leave, because I can NOT stand  unintelligent people. I just can't.
     I bet you're wondering why I have such a stupid, reasonless, meaningless blog. Well, that's simple. BECAUSE I CAN. Oh, and because it lets me do whatever I want. It's...almost 11 PM. I'm tired. Send me questions to answer, and, yea.
    I read, like, a lot. And when I read something I think is funny or just freaking awesome, I'll start doing it, because I get excited. Like, The Fault In Our Stars. I absolutely love that book, so i'll act like Kaitlyn or Isaac or Augustus or Hazel, or who ever I want, because I can.
     Which brings us to another topic. The movie for The Fault In Our Stars. The director is the same one that directed Twilight, and we all know how that first movie turned out. HORRIBLE.
     Final topic because I am SUPER tired. Writing. I love writing. I write a lot, and I think it's pretty good.... Until I write something better. So I need your guys's honest to god truth when I post writing. Thanks!
     I try to update at least twice a week. Send me questions so I can answer them!

Just Follow these, please.

Hey peoples! I am sooo tired, so just follow these, will ya?

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Thanks so much! I'm gonna sleep not or something.